I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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