apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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