Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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