i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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