no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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