how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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