She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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