Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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