so explain again why im purple
no
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Can Purell be used as lube?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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