I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
it wasn't lemon gatorade
This girl is more easily done than said...
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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