I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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