evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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