This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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