i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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