You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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