You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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