R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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