Soap is not a condiment
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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