You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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