Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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