And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Pooping to opera.
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