sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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