That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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