so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me