So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
