and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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