im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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