Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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