On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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