no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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