you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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