your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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