I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Hippo gnu deer
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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