just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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