writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Sober January is a disaster.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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