Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My vagina is very pro this idea
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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