So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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