gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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