i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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