me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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