The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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