How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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