You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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