Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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