im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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