I CAN MOONWALK!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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