I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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