Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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