Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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