what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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