Cold hands, warm shart.
actually, I'm a sock model
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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