i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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