Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
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She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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